EXCLUSIVE: Kevin Feige’s ‘Star Wars’ is the Origin of Fodesinbeed Annodue, That Two-Headed Alien That Does Podracing Commentary

Yesterday, the world was shocked to discover that Kevin Feige, renowned hat collector, would be developing a brand-new Star Wars film.

Feige had apparently discussed a foray into the galaxy far far away universe in a late summer meeting with Kathleen Kennedy and studio co-chairmen Alan Horn and Alan Bergman, and TSFO can confirm via an exclusive source, that that Star Wars film will be an in-depth, 3-hour exploration of everyone’s favorite podracing commentary team, Fodesinbeed Annodue, also known as Fode and Beed.

These guys, we guess?

Feige is reported to have become fascinated with the minor prequels characters and when asked if he’d like to make a Star War, our source confirms he would only agree if he could make it about that “two-headed alien dude from the bad Star War. You know, the one where both heads acted as separate beings. Come on, you know. The red head is named Fode and the green head is named Beed. One of them did color commentary. ”

When pressed for more details Feige reportedly elaborated, “One of them talks like a big slug monster. Like a big gross Hutt. This movie will be about their sad childhood.”

While not much is known, one thing’s for sure: we’ll all feel a sense of cultural obligation to go see it, and if we don’t feel enthused after being inundated with 18 relentless months of marketing we’ll definitely feel like we’re losing a fundamental connection to something that was incredibly important to our childhoods.

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