There’s no doubt about it, the country is in a crisis. We here at True Superhero Fans Only take this very seriously and want you, our dear readers, to know what we’re doing to limit the spread of COVID-19 and to give you tips on how you can do your part.
1: Wash your hand(s) thoroughly before reading our site. While our writing staff has practiced safe hand-washing practices, we can’t guarantee none of us currently have the coronavirus. If you’re reading us on a phone or iPad, make sure you wash it throughly with soap and water or place it in the dishwasher.
2: If one of our writers knocks on your door while you’re in self quarantine, DO NOT let us in. No matter how much we plead or how much money we offer you. Do not trust us.
3: Avoid large crowds. If you get cabin fever and do need to get out of the house, showings of Bloodshot should be safe and you’ll likely be the only person there. Wash your hands afterwards and scrub your eyes.
4: Please please PLEASE stop stealing our toilet paper. TSFO HQ bought enough to last us months but some of our more anxious readers have broken in under the cover of darkness and taken numerous rolls. Going forward, our editor-in-chief will begin to take extreme measures to deal with thieves. Do not force their hand.
5: After taking the right precautions, read and enjoy our site. We pour our heart and soul into bringing you the latest news and thoughtful commentary with a sprinkle of our trademark wit. So curl up with an article and get up to date with all the superhero news you want and who knows, maybe you’ll have a good laugh along the way. And like they say, laughter is the best medicine*.
*laughter will not protect you against COVID-19. In fact, nothing will.